Are you on the lookout for a new love, or do you already have your eye on a certain magical someone?
Maybe you are trying out some new flirtations with your long-term partner, or you’re just trying to make someone laugh. Whatever it is, you will find something you can use among these Harry Potter pick-up lines.
We’ve got funny, cheeky, kind of sweet, and absolutely cringeworthy Harry Potter pick-up lines to choose from. We don’t have much in the way of dirty Harry Potter pick-up lines here because honestly, how many variations of “Is that a wand in your pocket or…” can one person type?
Speaking of wands - check out these fire-shooting wands from Incendio!
We don’t want to encourage anyone to go Slytherin off anywhere, so we left that out also!
Let’s start with some delicious sugary sweet Harry Potter pick-up lines that sound like they’ve come straight from Honeydukes.
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Sweet Harry Potter Pick-up Lines
Everyone just loves a sweetie, don’t they? The wizarding world has such an amazing array of magical treats, like Chocolate Frogs with their collectible magical moving pictures, and Tooth flossing Stringmints, perfect for keeping your mouth fresh on a first date!
These sugary sweet Harry Potter pick-up lines would soften the heart of the dark lord himself if he had one. Try one out on your crush, and make their day a little brighter.
Harry Potter bought one of everything from the Honeydukes Express, but if you were on that trolley I would pick only you.
If you were a Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean, you’d be honey flavor because you’re so sweet.
You’re so sweet you belong in the Honeydukes stockroom.
You’re like a Chocolate Frog. Smooth, sweet, and full of bounce!
Have you been eating Exploding Bonbons, because you are the bomb!
Are you a Fizzing Whizzbee, because you’re making me float on air.
Playing the Game of Love With Quidditch Pick-up Lines
In his first year at Hogwarts, after his first time on a broomstick, Harry Potter was made the seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
This made him the youngest seeker in a century. Harry loved to play Quidditch, and the pitch was a place where a lot of pivotal moments in the story happened, as was the Quidditch World Cup when Harry went with the Weasley family.
Quidditch is the most popular sport in the wizarding world and was a huge part of Harry’s life at Hogwarts, so these Quidditch-themed Harry Potter pick-up lines could help you seek out your chosen one, if they’re a fan of the series.
You must be a Bludger because you knock me out.
Are you a Golden Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.
You can call me Oliver Wood because I’m a keeper!
Alternatively:
Are you Oliver Wood? Because you look like a keeper.
You must be a Golden Snitch because I’ve been seeking you my whole life.
You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.
Are you a Nimbus 2000? Because I think you could take me on a real crazy ride.
Are you a Quaffle? Because you’re about to score.
Brew up Some Romance With These Potion Pick-up Lines
Potions are a major part of the Harry Potter series, with Polyjuice Potion and Felix Felicis playing important parts in the storyline, and Potions Class with Professor Snape being a recurring pain in young Harry’s neck.
Snape was thought to resent being the potions master, and it was rumoured that he asked for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post every year but never got the job.
Lily Potter’s long-time admirer was Severus Snape, who later became Harry’s potions master at Hogwarts.
Snape never won Lily’s heart and always hated Harry’s father as a result. But if young Severus had tried one of these cheeky pick-up lines on Lily, she wouldn’t have looked twice at James, and we might have been reading a very different story indeed.
If you’re a Snape fan, you can buy his fire-shooting wand here!
No, you didn’t take a love potion. I'm just this charming.
You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!
Have you had some Felix Felicis? I think you’re about to get lucky.
Learn the Language of Love With These Hogwarts Lessons Pick-up Lines
As well as potions with Snape, Hogwarts students have lessons in transfiguration, astronomy, herbology, charms, and lots more magical subjects. Harry’s favorite class was Defence Against the Dark Arts.
He was extremely good at the subject, despite the class having a different professor every year, Barty Crouch disguised as Mad Eye Moody, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Dolores Umbridge, to name just a few
These Harry Potter pick-up lines have a Hogwarts lessons theme running through them, try them out on a nice witch or wizard today!
I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!
Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon!
Hey, did you go to Hogwarts? I thought there was something magical about you…
I’ve studied Charms with Professor Flitwick but nothing could have prepared me for how charming you are.
We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class right now, but you sure are charming!
I’m top of my class in Transfiguration. That means I can be anything you want me to be.
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
L-O-V-E Spells Love
Love is magic, and magic is all about spells, so it makes perfect sense that a pick-up line that references a spell in the magical world of Harry Potter will bring some love into your life… Right?
There is a spell for almost everything in the magical world of Harry Potter, and there seems to be an extremely complimentary pick-up line for almost every spell. Try one out, and have a magical time!
You must have me under the Imperius curse because I can not resist you.
When I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire.
I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you!
You don't have to cast Lumos to light up my world.
What do you say we disapparate together to somewhere a little quieter?
I must need Occlumency because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
Are you using the Confundus Charm, or are you naturally mind-blowing?
Did you use Relashio? 'Because I’m feeling sparks between us.
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop-dead gorgeous.
Did you just stupefy me, or are you naturally that stunning?
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You’re so hot, Aguamenti couldn’t put you out.
You’re definitely not a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
Did you just cast the Descendo spell? Because I just fell for you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I Apparate by again?
You don't need Alohomora to unlock my heart.
If You Don't Like Harry Potter Pick-up Lines, There is Something Sirius-ly Ron With You!
The Chosen One, Weasley, Dumbledore, Lovegood, Sirius - I mean, seriously. These names deserve to be made puns.
If you’re Sirius about finding love, put a smile on someone's face today with one of these funny Harry Potter pick-up lines.
Are you the headmaster of a magical wizarding school? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you’re my chosen one.
Just call me Ginny Weasley, because you’re my chosen one.
I am SIRIUS-ly into you.
My name might not be Luna, but I know how to Lovegood.
Is your name Firenze? Because you're the centaur of my universe.
Don’t worry, I’m not Gilderoy Lockhart. I’ve got the substance to back up my dashing good looks and charm.
Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?
Even a Dark Wizard Deserves Love
They say Voldemort was quite a handsome young man before he allowed his visage to be warped by the growing evil in his soul. I wonder if anyone ever tried a pick-up line on him, in his youth. If you’re into the dark lord, you'll find his fire-shooting Incendio wand here.
Here are some Harry Potter pick-up lines you can try if you find yourself attracted to the type of boy or girl that your parents would never approve of.
I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Are you a Dementor? 'Cause if you kissed me, I'd never recover.
Are you a Death Eater? Because Azka-damn!
If you were a Dementor, I’d break into Azkaban just to get your kiss.
Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.
Are you The Monster Book of Monsters? You’re wild, but I think if I give you a back rub, you might calm down.
Animal Attraction
There are some amazing animal characters in the Harry Potter world. Harry’s owl Hedwig is a wonderful companion to him, and Hagrid’s beautiful boarhound, Fang, is a loyal friend to the half-giant. There is Fawkes, Dumbledore’s phoenix, who assists Harry in defeating the basilisk, and Hermione’s very smart cat, Crookshanks, is instrumental in the discovery of Peter Pettigrew and his years-long disguise.
If you are an animal lover, you’ll want to find another animal lover to spend your life with. See how your chosen one reacts to these animalistic Harry Potter pick-up lines.
If I were an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.
I hear you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird. Call me Hedwig.
Are you a dying phoenix? Because you are on fire!
I'm no Animagus, but sometimes I can be a real animal.
What Does Your Heart Desire?
The Mirror of Erised appeared in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (or Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone). Harry discovered the mirror while exploring Hogwarts in the dead of night under his invisibility cloak. The Mirror of Erised shows a person their deepest desires, and when Harry Potter looked into the mirror he saw his parents alive. When he showed his friend Ron Weasley the mirror, Ron saw himself as captain of the Quidditch team and as head boy.
It’s no wonder then, that a mirror that shows a person their heart's desire is the subject of a few cheesy pick-up lines.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
The Magic of Love
There’s someone out there for everyone. Even Draco Malfoy managed to find a partner, despite all that sneering he does. If he can find someone, with that entitled attitude of his, anyone can. Here are some more of our magical pick-up lines, we saved the best for last.
I wish I had a Pensieve so I could save all the good memories of us in it.
(If your partner is a Harry Potter fan, this line will melt their heart.)
I just caught sight of you and thought you must be a Hogwarts student. You were able to Raven-Claw your way into my heart so quickly.
Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia.
I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets. I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.
(You might wish you had a time-turner if that line doesn’t work out.)
I brought my invisibility cloak along, I was hoping to visit your restricted section tonight.
(People say some absolutely crazy things when they are looking for love, don’t they?)
Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.
Are we in the Room of Requirement? Because you're exactly what I've been searching for.
Would you like to manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear we’ll be up to no good.
(A little marauders map humor might help you bag your best friend for life.)
I used to climb up to the Astronomy Tower to see the stars, but now I can just look into your eyes…
You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.
Platform nine and three-quarters this way, if you want to board this train.
Take me to St. Mungo’s, you make me seriously lovesick.
Are you a Hogwarts acceptance letter? Because I've been waiting for you all my life.
I just tried the sorting hat on and it said I belong in your house.
Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butterbeer.
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or is it just you making me hotter?
Are you a shifting Hogwarts staircase? Because you’re making the earth move under my feet.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
Free a house elf! Take off your clothes!
(Be careful with this one, make sure they have a sense of humor first!)